Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Brent Corrigan Campus

How do you find that your child is left extremely

first Your child skips his violin lessons because it would rather fiddle playing.

second Your child turns your bathroom into a revolutionary bathroom.

third Your child does not build sand castles, but anti-imperialist ramparts.

4th Your child smokes hand-rolled cigars.

5th Her daughter calls her menarche "Red October".

6th Your child has dreamed of becoming an "Stalin" on.

7th Your child takes other children off the shovels, because private property for betrayal of the working Class holds.

8th Your child can sometimes be quite a head Trotsky.

9th The stuffed animals your child called Spartacus, Robespierre and Oskar.

10th His homework does your child in a school notebook, but in the black block.

11th Your child has kidnapped the boy next door, because he has too much spending money.

12th How to ride no bike, but Soviet.

13th Your child is proud to be known at school as class loser to be.

14th Your child has the "International" as a ringtone.

15th At the zoo, your child is actively against the exploitation of kangaroos.

16th Instead of going to the silent stairs, your child is discussed with the Super Nanny on Hegel's dialectic.

17th Your child is banned from McDonald's.

18th Your child wanted to make sure vacation last year in Heiligendamm.

19th You have to know the real name of your child only through the Birthler Authority.

20th Your child is from 1 May lost.

21st Your child recited in religious education from the Mao Bible.

22nd Anyone who sits left of the green is for your child ever yesterday fascist.

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